Dear Diary,
I can't do anything. Reading rainbow was wrong! I can NOT fly. Especially not twice as high as a BUTTERFLY! Butterflies FLY! In the AIR. With their WINGS. And I don't have any wings. Know why? Do you want to know why? BECAUSE I AM HUMAN!
I am sorry to snap at you, but I am in a fit of self-hate rage! Get out of my way you book! I oughta just throw you off my bed!
I did it, but I still need to sign off. Then I will throw you.
Love,
Nevvy
P.S. I did it! I threw you! Aw, man! I picked you back up. Never mind. Can't do NOTHIN'!
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